(The) Georgia-Pacific Rollmasters

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: (Anytown, Early '90s)

This five piece rock and roll outfit, best known for providing the inspiration for the fictional band Blueshammer and the incidental music on the TV show Roseanne, will be touring state fairs this summer as the opening act for Dreamworks recording artists Rye Coalition. Harmonica player Willis McCousinOfTheUglyBlindGuyWhoPlayedGuitarInRoadhouse promises a lot of surprises, including an "hot harp" duel with John Popper's excized stomach that he just now realized is no longer a surprise.

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FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: (New Jersey, New Jersey)

This 8-piece/peace world music outfit is slated to open this years 'Pipes Across New Jersey' regional head shop tour, it has just been announced. GPR is riding a wave of success that can only lead them to opening slots for Moe(period) and/or String Cheese Incident, which is something they have long chatted about since their very early days playing the lower-level headshop circuit.

sportfuck

three nubile young males who sing about their love of older, semi-broken women. we had to help them out after hearing their single "grown lady let me wash your hair" b/w "i could be your son but instead i'm your boy."

the other bj

three piece math jazz mosh named after bj, of course. yes, that bj, from williamsburg, bk. no, the other one. with the glasses. no, the other one.

the heather - sperber - made - out - with - all - of - against - me! in europe band

70's style, time life series singer-songwriter ballad/ black metal fusion from keyport, nj by way of prague in the former czech republic. oh, i've been to prague.

slayer

ah'word.

underpants overture

from brookline, mass, as featured on the compilation "on tha downlow" from musicspace records.

the long island guido overnite toiletry drawers

faux dance punk/electro garage reggae rock. note the "hip-hop" "style" dXe product placement reference on song from their 7", "the bitch steals shoes (somewhat)" (pharrell remix) (see photo)!