PAY US MIND!

here in the rolling hills of the 'pay us mind' section, sb and ts get to hoof their way up to the very top of the crappy wooden pedestal they built during shop class one time when they were 'sposed to be making valentines day carvings for manfriends. rules of the section are as such: once each or either of these wenches are firmly planted atop the aforementioned pedestal, no web-nerds can step to them, and they cannot, in any fashion, ever, be denied, on any level, not even once for the first time. they are the supreme verbal masters of both the pay us mind section and the site at large, so before you click on any further, remember, it's our special secret opinion lair people's club. this section will be updated only when the above parties are not busy cage-matching it in the lothario/keyspan battledome to decide who gets to make diego luna their live-in shampooist.